Facebook changing its name to "definitely not Facebook" 🥸

Found out I need a mole removed on my back and subsequently had a dream about a pineapple growing out my back.

A bit on the nose, don't you think? Who writes this stuff??

You ever rate an app 5 stars because honestly... it's been great?

Here's looking at you QR scanning app.

Would pay for a masterclass on eating tacos without staining yourself.

Pro tip: if you're out of toothpaste, brush using blistering hot water 😬🪥♨️

After flying ZRH -> SFO yesterday and waking up at 3 am, I officially declare it The Day of Coffee.

When you die and your soul is shot out hurdling towards the center of the universe, do you get a runner's high?

Some nights I gaze in wonder at the vastness of space. Other nights I look up, and I just don't even want to think about it, you know?

Simulating a Wigner crystals with path integrals was one of the first things I tried in grad school. Very cool for me to see them realized.

RT @QuantaMagazine@twitter.com

Physicists have tried to form a “Wigner crystal” made from electrons for decades. Last month, two independent teams of researchers reported the most direct experimental observations of Wigner crystals yet. @Ironmely@twitter.com reports: quantamagazine.org/physicists-

🐦🔗: twitter.com/QuantaMagazine/sta

Ever since listening to @tanispodcast@twitter.com I find myself purposefully taking unnecessary detours into the woods hoping to hear the blur.

Found out that when you try to say "Tchüss!" and "Bye!" it comes out "Chai!"

Is it weird to now prefer disinfectant over soap?

RT @giorgiomomurder@twitter.com

A Tibetan woman carrying the crypto mining equipment out of a facility after the Chinese state shut down 20 Bitcoin mines in May

🐦🔗: twitter.com/giorgiomomurder/st

RT @WilliamBHoenig@twitter.com

I make fun of places adding back light-weight NPIs with a history of failing. The reality is that masks won't stop the train to 100% seroconversion, but they do have real costs (bars / clubs / music can't functionally operate with masks; return to office just won't happen). 26/n

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WilliamBHoenig/sta

RT @WilliamBHoenig@twitter.com

In this world, the meaning of endemic Covid is that most of the vaccinated will be infected by SARS-CoV-2 at some point. For most of us that will be a cold. For those who don't seroconvert from the vaccine it could be a worse threat. 19/n

🐦🔗: twitter.com/WilliamBHoenig/sta

Never have I felt more powerful than when I discovered my scary dad voice.

Working on an open source project with hopes of it helping you land a job is essentially an unpaid internship.

Pretty sure the electric slide is a time crystal @FrankWilczek@twitter.com

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